Month: November 2024

Hi Sorry

Hi sorry it took
so long to get back to you
we’ve been super busy here you know I
know am going there now fine
be with you in five. Not. Ten. Fine. Can all
support workers please email
in with completed timesheets by the end of the week before
right yes okay, did you
see the edinburgh rainbow I am
a bit confused as to where to find this building
you come pick me up right. Yes. In the morning. Yes.
It’s staff spa day I am a bit
nevermind. Right. So if you. Yeah I’m good it’s been
Ok let’s try this instead. Alright you know maybe
did you check the reference I think that’s
What was wrong no no one’s gotten
Their feedback yet have you considered.
I am going there now yeah that’s so true
The link seems to be broken can you
Hit resend yes it’s in the attachment not
This one this other. Sorry. Can I send you
the month again
I think I’ve been spotlighted and muted
at the same time
I mean if you want to you could always
no that one’s closed have you
checked out the right books
so sorry! I mean fine I’m good yeah
You know I am alright I can order another
So if you check on the library resources
Tab yeah you’ve got. I totally understand!
Sorry for your understanding
I’ll take care of that, would you. Ok.
Where’s my phone? So you see it does
Not allow for templates so what you do is
Put the big red box. Right. And then
The blue box and the green. Right. Could you…
It would be great to be in the big black box
Which you put in the bin. Totally! Uhm, the poem’s not
Opening are you sure you sent it yes
It’s not a PDF though it’s literally inscribed on the stars.
Right…. Do you have a skin by any chance
Can I put it in your poem? I think it’s in my pocket
That’s so fucked? I’m so sorry?
Can you put my head on the maintenance portal?
Okay. I need your help and expertise unravelling
One of the world’s longest standing misconceptions. Right.
So I think mobile view is a write off?
Have you tried emailing them? Yes they’ve sent in the letter.
Please hold the line for the council.
I am the council. I am the Queens Park Hello Kitty.
You could apply for a partial refund just answer
A couple of questions one
Have you. Yes. I am applying for emergency
funding for my damp lifestyle. Do you want me
To pin the window on the call so folks can have a better look?
Can I sit right next to you? Is it Ok?
I can stand where you need me hey Maria
The file is so corrupt
THERE IS NO AUDIO why is he
Making inchoate humming noises can you
Take over the cat from me? Haha it’s Ok I guess I’ll just
Fill up the bathtub with cat food. Are you in tomorrow?
Are you offering anything? New deal on flaking.
I am just totally zoomed out. Well, I’m a tiny speck
On the furniture. I don’t think the wifi is working
Why you ask. You see the password?
Let’s take it from there. Okay. Are you sure
You want to send it without a subject header
Like are you totally sure? No I’m sorry
It’s Mau but with like a ‘oooooooooooo’ at the end.
Think of cows! Happy in the field. Grazing on liberty caps.
Ma – ooooooo. Yes! You’ve got it. Not many people can do that.
Can you please ring me back. Hi it’s Amy
And Georgia. I’ve filled in your invoice for you
Sorry about the cuts. Hahahahaha
Love you! I want to get on my knees for you.
I’m on strike. Trust me I have a good reason
To look? Hello?
Hey how are you I hope