StrathWrites: An evening with Graeme Armstrong

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What a fucking privilege to sit down with a writer whose work not only touches a nerve but leaves a whole room of folk feeling inspired, invigorated and just the right amount of raging about the world to go and do something good about it. Graeme is an eloquent, generous speaker who came to StrathWrites last week to talk to us about his memoir, The Cloud Factory, along with his debut novel The Young Team (2020) which has made waves for its frank engagement with Scottish gang culture, masculinity and the vitality of Scots language. Graeme read from the end of The Cloud Factory, a work which feels like memoir dialled up to the communal document of what it feels like to be both inside and outside of something, to memorialise it and to work right through it, to know what was beautiful and also painful beyond words, camaraderie and shattering, refusing to paper over the cracks in reality, to note their presence and texture, to send up lost pals and those who never made it, to speak measuredly about how class and gender affect everything, to meditate on addiction, self-medication, faith, to find a turning point, to know what the past does, ‘stored as a memory in yir very cells’. He’s an author that gets it — the inside violence as much as the outside — and it’s clear from listening to him and watching a room full of folk listening to him that he can negotiate what goes unsaid with clarity and determination. After the reading we all just talked for ages, people sharing their stories and their experience of working in schools and what it means to teach and mentor and edit and pull each other through the muck of it all. What I loved most was everyone just speaking in their strongest tongue, telling stories.

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StrathWrites is a series of writing events and workshops supported by the Strathclyde Jubilee Engagement Fund and the Strath Book Club. I’m lucky enough to work with the wonderful Jenny Carey from the Institute of Education — she’s swiftly become a radiant presence in my life and we’ve had loads of fun collaborating on these events. 

READ: Extract from The Cloud Factory by Graeme Armstrong, in Granta

For anyone who missed Thursday’s event with Graeme, in lieu of a recording here’s a transcript of the workshop handout:


‘In place ae a realistic dialect portrait, authors create mutations where narrative is transacted in a ‘higher’ form. The clarity ae thought n expression afforded tae oor native guide default tae a more palatable Standard English. Meanwhile, the low, wild demotic dialect is reserved fur characters, who become linguistic puppets dangled on strings ae supposed authenticity. Characters ir reduced tae caricatures by this effect, their true dialect offered as dialogue canapés tae the unfamiliar reader, satiated by the apparent otherness ae the partial linguistic exhibit. They provide the local reader nae such nutrition.  Oor language becomes a motif n isnae truly represented or respected by it. Nae working class Scot thinks in RP. Kin yi imagine? The willin suspension ae disbelief fur us is broken. An elevated n alien Standard English narrative voice betrays the remainin realism they have so carefully n respectfully crafted.’

— Graeme Armstrong, ‘Standard English is oor Second Language’, Literature Alliance Scotland 

‘My culture and my language have the right to exist, and no one has the authority to dismiss that.’

— James Kelman’s Booker Prize Acceptance Speech 1994

Prescriptive grammar, in other words, becomes the sound made flesh of prescriptive pronunciation. The tawdry little syllogism goes something like this:

1. In speaking of reality, there is a standard correct mode of pronunciation.

2. In writing of reality, there is a standard correct mode of pronunciation.

3. In reality, correct spelling and correct syntax are synonymous with correct pronunciation.

Putting it another way, if a piece of writing can’t be read aloud in a “correct” Received Pronunciation voice, then there must be something wrong with it.

— Tom Leonard, ‘Glasgow Stir-Fry: Chopped language pieces on “the language question” in answer to a request’, Poetry Ireland Review 

Drug-inspired delusion or Christmas epiphany, A cannae say fur sure but everyhin changed fae that night on. A never used drugs again n the violence wis finished tae. Suhin stirred in that wee flat that feels fundamental tae ma life noo. Maybe it wis always kinda there n just a ringin phone, never answered. The mare A sat n scrutinised it days later, A felt stupid n that kinda exposed way that speakin aboot faith sometimes makes yi feel, like if yi told any yir pals they would rip the pish oot yi n aw laugh. That feelin started tae pass. A dunno the ins n oots ae aw this either. The required leap that faith demands is complicated tae the best ae us, but ask yirself this, who really made the clouds? N when they clear, ask yirself, who put aw they fuckin stars up there? No everybody hus faith n that’s sound. A don’t minister tae anycunt, but A know the difference it made tae me wis life or death. That’s no nuhin.

Gangs huv dominated ma life. A’ve spent the last decade recoverin fae them n tryin tae find the words fur it aw in ma writing. That’s twenty year ae gangs in total. Their effects on yi ir far-reachin n complicated. Substances n drink ir used by many as self-medication. The  aggression n hypervigilance that years ae gangs create don’t just disappear. They’re stull  somewhere below, stored as a memory in yir very cells or expressed as violent tendencies. 

— Graeme Armstrong, The Cloud Factory 

WORKSHOP ACTIVITIES

Word bank warmup 

    Share what you consider to be an unusual or personal word – perhaps one you associate with place/location or a dialect word. Share a definition with the room.

    Then pick someone else’s word and use that as a prompt for some free-writing. 

    Discussion: collocation e.g. ‘pishy pubs’. What effect do these have on our sense of familiarity with the world of the prose and the associations we have between words?

    Voice

      Writing dialogue: write a conversation between two people who come from a place you know really well. It might be your hometown or your current neighbourhood or a place that’s connected to your family somehow, or just a place you’ve spent a lot of time. Think about the textures of familiarity that are revealed in the language: experiment with dialect, code-switching and loanwords. 

      Now write about the relationship between these two people using the same dialect that they speak in. Whether your narrator is third person omniscient or first person, experiment with writing in dialect so that there isn’t a stark difference between how the characters speak to each other and how the narrative ‘speaks’. 

      Memory triggers

      Think of a photograph or significant object that holds memory for you. Describe it in detail and use it as a springboard for writing a poem or story. Be as personal as you like.

      Turning points

      Write about a turning point in your life where you realised something, or had to make a decision to live differently.

      This event took place on 21st March 2024 at the University of Strathclyde.

      A Voicemail for Some Scots Poet

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      A Voicemail for Some Scots Poet
      (scrawled in bed on the morning of Burns Night)

      Your thatched roof I hid under with a jar
      of rhubarb & custards, birthday gift for a friend
      of the old-fashioned sort. Hiding my anxiety
      with the pishing rain and roses for eyes,
      I tried not to cry with the waiting.

      Alloway was never the place for me,
      though tourists once snapped my photo
      sitting at the bus stop in my pinafore; maybe because
      the bus never came as before and I seemed to them
      an exhibit of the idle, plaited poet, crouched
      and concrete with schoolbag and notebook.

      I tried then to draw out my longing
      but the salt water was sore and washed
      each sketch away. At fourteen I took blackouts in the park
      with the help of old Glens and Bell’s whisky.

      Now they keep putting pictures of your face
      under the hair of Che Guevara but my wi-fi
      is shite as I look farther for the secrets
      of some revolutionary conspiracy
      known only to Twitter.

      You were the smell of burnt haggis
      in primary school kitchens, the passion
      of incompetent, childish longing;
      every January blackened for lack of snow
      or a coffee topped with Irish cream
      and dreams of home.

      I’m trying to make you more of a meme
      but the birds sing merrily of some Scots
      that got tangled in my mouth, made a scandal
      of the girls slinging glittery hooks
      against the Ayrshire weather, dreich and pitiful
      in the stench of manure and nicotine.

      You made poetry from head-lice and folktales
      while I’m starting out on madness and palm trees
      and the single best beat to snatch, ecstatic
      from a still calm sea. Dylan loved you
      and god knows I share your fetish for roses,
      though mine are long-glitched out of semantics
      or flourishing poesy. The inevitable middle name;
      the rose is a dead rose, a broken cable.

      Every time they sing Auld Lang Syne
      the spell snaps tight like the cutting of tartan
      on a slut’s dress as she readies herself legendarily
      for bewitching auld Ayr’s errant men. I love her
      with the crimson candled extravagance
      of the urban occultist, dull and lonely. She’s got legs
      enough to kick them in the Doon when she’s finished,
      chortling like a slot machine.

      A match, perhaps, for the farmers of the toon
      who tossed my friend in a hedge when he tried to join them at school
      in talk of fags and cattle and the internet equivalent
      of cutty sarks. It’s a fell swoon for the rest of us,
      with ardent cries for freedom
      from the trendy alt-truths of southern politicians
      and the armies of bagpipes swarming the park
      to practice for every month of fucking summer.

      That hot breath steaming the January air,
      some promise for Scots blood running cold in the veins
      of my milky Englishness. I’d swap it all
      to be back there, sugar-tongued and sweeter
      in teenage confusion, rain spilling off
      the thatched roof, every drop fused
      with a purer kind of truth     like the shape of your words (Romantic).

      Can you call me dear Rabbie,
      if you’re able? I’m waiting, but the rose
      is a dead rose, a broken cable.